I Wish That All the Ladies...

Australian Bus Riding Song :]

"I Wish That All the Ladies..."

Oh I wish that all the ladies (repeat)
Were waves in the ocean (repeat)
And I were a surfer (repeat)
I'd ride 'em with me motion (repeat)
Singing hey babarooba (repeat)
Hey babarooba (repeat)

I wish that all the ladies
Were holes in the road
And I were a dumptruck
I'd fill 'em with me load
Hey babarooba
Hey babarooba

I wish that all the ladies
Were bells in the tower
And I were the bell boy
I'd ring 'em every hour

I wish that all the ladies
Were free roaming deer
And I was a hunter
I'd jab 'em with me spear

Repeatable with anything that rhymes :]